Good evening ladies and gentlemen, Tierra Farm welcomes you to tonight’s matchup between the certified-organic Salted Mixed Nuts and the oily stale nut blend. And, now, the introduction of the home team, starting at point guard, a distinctive round gem from Turkey, #12 Hazelnut. Starting shooting guard, an impenetrable force from Texas, #8 Pecan. At small forward, the omega-rich crunch king from California, #4 Walnut. Your power forward, the aromatic and sweet #3 from California again, the Almond. AND, at center, this curvy, creamy crunchy nut is your star, the dreamy center of our mix, the Cashew. The Salted Mixed Nuts are all lead by their head coach, premium-quality, pure sea salt and yummy deliciousness. This team will never lose.